Lofta 

Gentle But Heavy (20kg+)

"Dude Your bag is so lofta"

Lofta by KonichiwaKenu March 11, 2020

Leftard 

leftist person with retarded thought process

That's a typical leftard reaction...

Leftard by braindead liberals March 28, 2017

Lofted 

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

loltard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

lofter by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

LOLtard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006