Lobster Load 

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

Lobster Load by Filufiy June 18, 2019

cum blasted lobster loads 

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

cum blasted lobster loads by Slappdat January 7, 2018

LobsterLord99 

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin

what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean

LobsterLord99 by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020