Loarding

To utilize your magical skills

Barry was loarding on Rachel.

Loarding by XoXo007 September 1, 2013

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

self-loading cargo by 747pilot June 5, 2010

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading

Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".

hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

Larding by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

Free Loading Whore 

noun, someone who never pays for themself and is always trying to get free stuff and shorts from someone, such as (but not limited to): cigarettes, sandwiches, drinks, food, candy bars, beer, etc. Freeloading whores can be Jewish, cheap, rich, or extremely poor.

Chris: hey gimme the last half of your cigarette
John: hell no! fuck off you free loading whore!

Free Loading Whore by Honger July 24, 2010