Lawn mower 

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

Lawn mower by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn Mower 

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.

You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.

Lawn Mower by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003

lawn mower 

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

lawn mower by annomus8 June 3, 2011

Lawn mower 

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

Lawn mower by Akaksksios July 10, 2020

Lawn Mower 

A messican's tool for his career.

"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"

Lawn Mower by Messican April 7, 2003

lawn mower 

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

lawn mower by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006

lawn mower 

1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.

2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.

3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.

1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.

2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.

3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!

lawn mower by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010