Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

Lastered by ABCritt November 7, 2011

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Lastered

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly family car and acting like it's an F1 Indy car or something with a hefty sum of horsepower and modifications.

Y'all seen dude down the street with the Camry? Boy Lastered that thing out!

Lastered by TonguePunchHerFartBox January 11, 2024

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Lasterday

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.

Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.

Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009