LMLP 

An abbreviation you would use when you’re a clout hungry gremlin who wants more likes on Instagram

Mike: *sends a witty caption on Snapchat*
Adam: *Just posted a picture on Instagram that isn’t getting enough likes*
Adam: *Sees someone just snapped him*
Adam to Mike: “Lmlp pls”

LMLP by CalicoKay May 11, 2018

LMLP 

Like My Last Post.
When someone wants likes and isn't afraid to say it. They probably are self-conscious/insecure abt the number of likes they get tbh.

Lmlp @instagramusername

LMLP by oopididitagain:) November 13, 2020

Lmlp 

idk actually

Person 1: Yo is that lmlp on youtube?
Person 2: Shut up normie, thats cringe.

Lmlp by Not lmlp November 10, 2020

LMLP 

Acronym for Lick My Love Pump.

A delicate song Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap is composing as part of a musical trilogy in D minor, the saddest of all the keys.

I was in the grocery store yesterday picking out zucchini and started to hum LMLP. After she stopped weeping, the woman near me in the produce aisle gave me her phone number.

LMLP by wingfinger April 30, 2022