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Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Related Words
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Kripparrian 

The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty
-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now
Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.
If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.
Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012
Kripa is an awesome, kind-hearted girl who everyone loves. Shes really beautiful and reliable. She looks quiet but shes really funny and talkative once you get to know her. Kripa is very sweet and an angel.
Parvathy: Kripa is so nice like how?
Kripa by parkerholland246 March 7, 2019

kreepshit 

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.
OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.
kreepshit by dzdz February 7, 2009

kiosk kreeper 

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by
ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!
kiosk kreeper by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010