Kovaleved 

The act of suspending or relieving ones duties on a temporary or permanent basis.

You've been playing really bad hockey the last 8 games. For the best of the team, you will be KOVALEVED for 2 games.

Kovaleved by BWDAGM February 22, 2009

kovaled

to be up the creek without a paddle; Bad Luck; Screwed over.

"man I cannot believe that whore kovaled me by going out with my best friend"

kovaled by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Kovalev That Ho 

Stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile cum shot in your girl's far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.

I want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i'm going to Kovalev that ho!!!

Kovalev That Ho by Juh Elk January 6, 2009