Knobder 

a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.

"Shut up you fuckin knobder" or "look at that knobder"

Knobder by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

Armed Knobbery 

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

Knobber Nugget 

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Pocket Knobber 

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

Pocket Knobber by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010

steak and knobber day 

every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.

as herd on KGB 101.5 DSC show

Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.

steak and knobber day by Robert M Heil March 24, 2008

Knobert Whoredrey 

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

Knobert Whoredrey by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013