Knobdar

1:When someone comes out with a useless piece of information or a ridiculus statement while trying to explain something, in a realy moronic way. Knobdar refers to where they got it from.

2:You can also find, have found or be looking for something with Knobdar. In this respect you can have found a dick of a person on you knobdar, based on appearence or dialogue.

Person one:"Here guys its working but its just missing the stuff!"

Person 2: "There goes Johnny's Knobdar"

Person 1 "Check him out, came up straight away on my Knobdar"

by HunterH2O February 3, 2009

Knoydart Flush

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

by Socketloon October 24, 2008

Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

Knobdale

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

knobtard

A middle age pervert who is prone to being mistaken for a homosexual pirate.

That father in law of Lulu is a real knobtard innit?

by Dicktard April 25, 2008

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Knobder

a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.

"Shut up you fuckin knobder" or "look at that knobder"

by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008