Knobdar 

1:When someone comes out with a useless piece of information or a ridiculus statement while trying to explain something, in a realy moronic way. Knobdar refers to where they got it from.

2:You can also find, have found or be looking for something with Knobdar. In this respect you can have found a dick of a person on you knobdar, based on appearence or dialogue.

Person one:"Here guys its working but its just missing the stuff!"

Person 2: "There goes Johnny's Knobdar"

Person 1 "Check him out, came up straight away on my Knobdar"

Knobdar by HunterH2O February 3, 2009

Knoydart Flush 

Used mainly in the UK with several regional varioations possible. (1) A post-coital reddening of the face and neck. A blush suggesting a recent knee-trembler or severe embarrassment. (2) In card games: 5 entirely unrelated cards. (3) 'The Knoydart Flush' were a East Scottish folk rock act, featuring members from Siege Engine and Tayport Conversion.

"Ain't he got a right Knoydart Flush?" Could be used in a West Country accent to suggest the embarrassment or recent sexual activity.

Knoydart Flush by Socketloon October 24, 2008

Knobbard 

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

Knobbard by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

Knobdale 

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

Knobdale by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

knobtard 

A middle age pervert who is prone to being mistaken for a homosexual pirate.

That father in law of Lulu is a real knobtard innit?

knobtard by Dicktard April 25, 2008

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

Knobdale Stache by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Knobder 

a noun used to name somebody who ats/looks like an idiot/areshole/twat . An elaberation on knobber and bumder.

"Shut up you fuckin knobder" or "look at that knobder"

Knobder by Louise Theakstone May 17, 2008