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International Kinky Day 

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!

Kinky Day 

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website
Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

discord kick day 

basically discord kick day except people can be kicked for absolutely no reason

December 12th is the day. be prepared mods.
me: discord kick day is tommarow
everyone: fuck no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
discord kick day by tootypatrooty December 11, 2021

National couchie kick day 

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

National Dick kick day 

On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro it’s National Dick kick day I’m soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day

National kinky day 

31st of May, The National kinky day where everyone is kinky and want's to fuck you! We're all horny here, so let's make the most of it.
person: yo lemme smooch those thighs
person 2: feet pics pls
you: alr ig u do u homie it is national kinky day afterall