Kaylaism 

Kaylaism is someone name Kayla has a special way of doing things or actimg a certain way like talking to themselves, making weird sounds, eat cereal without milk, eats waffles without syrup, walks around on their tippy toes, always have a blanket, has an obsession with unicorns, etc.

"I have Kaylaism, I have a bunch of unicorn cups and I talk to myself I even answer myself. My name is not even Kayla, my name is Denise Swamprectum."

Kaylaism by Chris Christie January 12, 2020

kaylasmay 

A popular kid usually with 100000000+ followers on instagram. Doesn’t take pictures with other people due to a the fact that they are so cool. Would probably beat yo ass because periodt pooh.

Dang she’s so cool. What a kaylasmay. Pshh

kaylasmay by and i oup August 28, 2019

karlaism 

karlaism is a religion or cult based on the belief that there is a godly creature named karla (often confused with the name 'klara') who may be visible to some people as a teenager who is a ginger and possibly identifies as a girl, which there is no direct record of, or a small dog which can be seen on posters in many cities around the world that say things like "who has seen karla?".
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.

"i have converted to karlaism, i am now a karlaist."
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"

karlaism by caillou3618495! January 28, 2022

Kayaism 

A religion based around Kaya. This religion states that in the future Obama will take over the world and become our new god/leader

I personally believe in kayaism how about you?

Kayaism by L4n4 February 6, 2021

prayer of karlaism 

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.

Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"

prayer of karlaism by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022