Kasam

Pakistanis say this when promising someone something, or it can be used as a euphemism to exaggerate something or an event.

Example 1: Bro, kasam I didn’t see you there.
Example2: I say kasam I seen ussy crash his car into the barbershop.

Kasam by Demmanthere May 22, 2020

kasam

An Asian way of sayin Safe/my brother.

One Asian in a Group:Were gonna jack this place
Other Asian:Kasam,Kasam

kasam by andre.. May 13, 2005

kasam

kasam or kasmeh is a word that mostly pakistani guys say that essentially means “swear” as in swearing on something. you’ll usually hear it more often as further north as you go (mostly birmingham and bradford)

person 1: “i swear down bushra looks fucking sexy today”

person 2: “kasam but i thought she was with hasnain”

kasam by bundaeater123 May 18, 2024

Mowni Kasam 

The word aglas use when they lie when they don’t want to swear on Allah’s name. When they don’t want to be real with themselves and are conflicted in their emotions

Aman: “MOWNI KASAM I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU”
Aman (a week later) “There’s a chance we might talk in the future”

Mowni Kasam by RajSinghadingaling September 21, 2025

Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."

Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker

I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!

Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Kagamine Len

A Japanese Vocaloid created by Crypton Future Media that is an absolute god who also dies on occasion.

“Wow, we don't deserve Kagamine Len's Cuteness!!!”
“Len!! Stop dying!!”

Kagamine Len by Whyiseverypseudonymtaken June 17, 2020