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Beard Juice 

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.
Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
Beard Juice by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

Beard Juice 

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.
Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.
Beard Juice by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012