Johnson Treatment 

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.

Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.

Johnson Treatment by Sir Walter Prescott January 11, 2010

The Johnson Treatment 

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Barkley gave me The Johnson Treatment the other day, so I filed a lawsuit.

The Johnson Treatment by Katy B. November 25, 2006

The Johnson Treatment 

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.

At first she didn't like the idea, but then she allowed him to give her the Johnson Treatment.

The Johnson Treatment by Peter Shenyé June 9, 2008