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Jack and Jill Cannonblast 

A sexual situation involving anal beads. After inserting the beads into the woman's anus, the man then yanks them out, causing the woman to defecate uncontrollably. Both the man and woman then start to roll in the shit, like jack and Jill rolling down the hill. Sometimes, this happens on accident.
Joe: "...and then we just started to roll in it."

Mike: "Awwww! The jack and Jill cannonblast!"

Jill Card 

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.
Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.
Jill Card by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009

Jill cuzzi 

Where a woman presses her lady bits up against a pulsating jet of a jacuzzi.
I did a Jill cuzzi in the spa today while I was talking to some hot guy.
Jill cuzzi by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Jill's cat 

The most annoying cats ever that will never love you
Why won't Jill's cats love me? I'm gonna go kms... keep myself safe
Jill's cat by Memestealingwhore December 18, 2016

Cracker Jill 

A Cracker Jill is a racist woman who beats or lynches of other races.
Once apon a time there was a cracker jill name was Jill. She only like people of her own race one day she seen a woman of a different color that piss her off. So she decided to give her a whooping but she got whooped instead.
Cracker Jill by Hippie Slayer1 October 14, 2022

Cracker Jill 

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.
None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.
Cracker Jill by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016