Jewbligated 

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

Jewbligated by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

jewplicated 

When one's life becomes complicated by the dating of multiple Jewish men.

I went out with Raphael last night, but I think I'm going to go out with Ethan tonight - my life is so jewplicated!

jewplicated by GeraldLVR January 10, 2010