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Jamesh Kon 

Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)

"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."

If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."

A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.

That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.

Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.

Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.

Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
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James Kong 

To describe a creepo, annoying asshole or a perverted nonce
Yo dude stop staring at that kid stop being a James kong
James Kong by James kong June 19, 2019

jameshong 

A 170cm++ beast, who is bald & likes to wax his legs. And will also remain single for the rest of his life, at this freaking rate. Cac.
Kissy: Stop being a jameshong!!!
James: I can't help it. My ass stings.

Lol
jameshong by Kissy January 30, 2005

Koneko James 

This is the only tailor that you would ever need for a maid outfit, he knows everything that there is to know about cosplaying hot anime bitches. I would like to say that he is gay but the amount of femboy shit that i have been sent by him is fucking hot as shit and i'm not gay I hope... He is the best roblox warrior, that is able to talk to kids without being a pedo i think, or so that he has told me, the kids that i have seen have gone missing but i don't think it koneko's fault, it was just a coincidence his mum told me. He is a desperate boy and drools at the thought of female relationship so far none of them have worked besides his mum and even i think she doesn't like him that much. Yubo is the way that he contacts the opposite gender 6 at once so i have heard. I wish him well at becoming pro in roblox volleyball. GG WP
Koneko James he touches the females on the volleyball court after he has dominated them while his mum watches and cheers him on POGCHAMP
Koneko James by void24creed October 27, 2020