This is freakin' hillaryarious:
Hillary Takes Muslim Name
TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED
HILLARY CLINTON TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER CANDIDACY FOR
THE 2016 PRESIDENCY.
FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.
SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE USE HER NEW MUSLIM NAME: "SELDOM BIN LAYED"
As we get closer to the election, we must remember that we cannot trust
Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to
Monica Lewinsky.....