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Herbie’s mom 

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.
Herbie’s mom by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022

Shooting for a Hermie 

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.
Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.
Shooting for a Hermie by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Herpie-Slurpee 

The act of receiving oral sex behind a convenience store.
Your mom said she would give me a "Herpie-Slurpee" if I bought her a tank of gas.

Herpie slurpee 

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
Herpie slurpee by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Heemie Shneemie 

1. (n.)
The corners of one's mouth; Cold sores, dried saliva, or any other imperfections located on the corners of the mouth
1. "Do I have heemie shneeemie this morning?"
2. "I made out with someone, and I know they have oral herpes. Keep your eyes out for any heemie shneemie."
Heemie Shneemie by SHORTFATBAWLD December 3, 2006

herpie slurpee 

1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.

2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."

(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."

(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."