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Hanlon's Razor 

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".
Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.

Mike hanlon 

Mike is a caring character who wants the best for everyone and is super sweet, he is apart of the losers club and is homeschooled on a farm, he cares about others before himself and is a overall amazing character that deserved the world
Person 1: I love mike hanlon

Person 2: who doesn’t
Mike hanlon by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020
A Canadian man who laughs easily and thus always loses at scrum chicken.

He is a big fan of Franz Kafka and sometimes squeals.

You can spot Hualong wearing pink hoodies very easily.
Dude, look it’s Hualong! He is so Hua!
hualong by Eleeka February 22, 2020

O'Hanlon Distance 

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.
Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.
O'Hanlon Distance by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

Hanlon's Razor 

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools
"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"
Hanlon's Razor by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

o'hanlon 

My O'Hanlon is hurting doctor.
o'hanlon by Cuppy-Cuppy-Coo-Coo April 26, 2008