A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

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guy's night out

A preferably pre-designated night out every week or more where a male needs to have a break from the insanely annoying bitchy and irrational female sex. Women do not need a girls night out, however, because they are insane and their life revolves completely around men

God my girlfriend is a pain in the ass, I really need a guys night out to degrade women and have discussions that consist of something other than clothes, accesories, and why my girlfirend hates her best friend.

guy's night out by The kid October 31, 2003

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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you hit a homeless person with your car and hes still alive

Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy now or we are gonna be in jail!

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

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Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive

"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

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