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Frontal Scoop 

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly
1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.
Frontal Scoop by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012

Frontal wipe 

The act of wiping ones ass from the front as if they were wiping their pussy.
That Jew kahny got his balls shitty after a frontal wipe.
Frontal wipe by Bskinns August 6, 2012

frontal corndog 

like a regular corndog, when you knee someone in the anus. the frontal corndog is a well deserved knee to the nutsack (balls).
i just gave rita a frontal corndog and he fell on the floor crying.

Frontal Dunlop 

An oversized belly, girth, fat pouch, that extends forward from ones torso, may extend, droop over the belt line.
frontal dunlop: usually found on an obese male or female. They have trouble standing erect, may have lower back pain while walking. Easily identified by the two liter size mug full of pop and a jelly donut.
Frontal Dunlop by cadilac1571 February 4, 2010

melanie fontana 

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.
Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

full frontal hugger 

A person who hugs you with every inch of their body against yours.
He is a full frontal hugger whose nickname is “the Octopus.”