Teacher: Ms. Derp is on the phone.
Herper: What does she want?
Teacher: You have to go to Math now!
Herper: What? But I'm in the middle of this assignm-
Teacher: Now, Herper.
Herper: Damn it, I've been Fritsched.
Informal way of refering to overwhelming alcohol consuption followed by a day lying in bed and aching in pain. Mostly used in some regions of the Swiss Alps.