Frankensugar 

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory

Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!

Frankensugar by Guido1 February 28, 2011

Frankencougar 

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

FrankenShart 

When you shart on the face of someone who is asleep, and they walk to the bathroom in a groggy state, trudging down the hallway like Frankenstein.

Chelsey fell asleep at my party so I gave her the Frankenshart to wake her up

FrankenShart by AdamODizzle October 11, 2008