Flowbeed

To recieve a truly atrocious and bland haircut, one lacking all finesse and style

Aw man did you see Zach’s bowl cut? The dude got flowbeed

Flowbeed by BigBoy700 June 14, 2018

Flowbeephobic 

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.

Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.

Flowbeephobic by BoboJones May 16, 2011

flowbee 

Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.

My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.

flowbee by Daddyrat April 29, 2020

Flowbee 

A sex act where someone trims your pubic hair while performing fellatio

Yeah bro, she gave me a flowbee

Flowbee by thepotslayer May 5, 2023

reverse flowbee 

The act of sneaking closely up behind someone and exhaling a deep breath of hot air into their hair. Usually done to a coworker in an office environment but also appropriate in situations where there are people to witness the act.

Bill just rolled over to Josh and gave him a reverse flowbee.

reverse flowbee by Flying Bacon March 23, 2017