flowbee

Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.

My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.

by Daddyrat April 29, 2020

Flowbeed

To recieve a truly atrocious and bland haircut, one lacking all finesse and style

Aw man did you see Zach’s bowl cut? The dude got flowbeed

by BigBoy700 June 14, 2018

reverse flowbee

The act of sneaking closely up behind someone and exhaling a deep breath of hot air into their hair. Usually done to a coworker in an office environment but also appropriate in situations where there are people to witness the act.

Bill just rolled over to Josh and gave him a reverse flowbee.

by Flying Bacon March 23, 2017

Flowbee

A sex act where someone trims your pubic hair while performing fellatio

Yeah bro, she gave me a flowbee

by thepotslayer May 5, 2023