Flowbeed

To recieve a truly atrocious and bland haircut, one lacking all finesse and style

Aw man did you see Zach’s bowl cut? The dude got flowbeed

Flowbeed by BigBoy700 June 14, 2018

Flowbeephobic 

a person who refuses or is unable to receive a haircut from a Flowbee Haircutting System.

Collin is very Flowbeephobic, especially when it comes to getting his hair cut by vacuum.

Flowbeephobic by BoboJones May 16, 2011

flowbee 

Verb, to be flowbeed: to receive a bad, at home, haircut. In reference to the 1970’s at home hair cutting system.

My wife gave me her first haircut last night. I’ve been flowbeed.

flowbee by Daddyrat April 29, 2020

Flowbee 

A sex act where someone trims your pubic hair while performing fellatio

Yeah bro, she gave me a flowbee

Flowbee by thepotslayer May 5, 2023

reverse flowbee 

The act of sneaking closely up behind someone and exhaling a deep breath of hot air into their hair. Usually done to a coworker in an office environment but also appropriate in situations where there are people to witness the act.

Bill just rolled over to Josh and gave him a reverse flowbee.

reverse flowbee by Flying Bacon March 23, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020