Firster 

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

Firster by sprydle April 14, 2010

Firster 

first.er first-er -noun 1. Those fuckers that go to websites, blogs, etc and write “FIRST!” as their only reply just to annoy the fuck out of me.

1. First!
- firster

2. Somebody should auschwitz all those firster motherfuckers!
- thetylerw

Firster by the.tylerw December 23, 2008

Firster 

The protector of drunken idiots who start fights with people they can't take.

Adam was calling everyone a faggot last night, and he almost needed a firster.

The firster kept Brian from getting his ass beat last night after he greeted everyone with an abrupt choking.

Firster by Threevesleven July 6, 2009

Firster 

To be more first than the first person

You might be first but I am firster

Firster by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017

FIRSTer 

A person involved with FIRST robotics.

FIRSTers are so awesome for spending six weeks building a robot.

FIRSTer by supercoolFIRSTer April 26, 2011

Firster 

A name describing the state of being first.

If your not Firster, your last.

Firster by Caroline16 June 8, 2009

Firster 

The word you use when someone says they had or did something first, but you did it before them.

Courtney: I installed custom cursors first.
Chris:Well I did it firster.
Courtney: That's not even a word.
Chris: Then i'll make it a word.
Courtney: Big bet.

Firster by NoOneExpectsTheRubberGlove August 28, 2019