Ferguso 

A nickname for someone that think hard problems is too easy to solve just by solving a simple problem with a simple minded thinking that doesn't even have much effect on the real problem.

John: "If we fuck cats, we will have catgirls as a daughter!!" UwU
Bill: "It's not that simple Ferguso!" ^-^

Ferguso by Empghtynk August 8, 2020

Padraig Ferguso 

A One Of A Kind Handsome Young Man Who Is Well Adored By World Leaders Globally

I Want That Padraig Ferguso In The Super Bowl

Padraig Ferguso by GorgyGeorgy October 21, 2008

Fergulous 

Someone who acts a lot like the Duchess of York is being overly fergulous.
A totally and completely legit word that the Scrabble dictionary should accept.

"Don't say a word"
(pause)
"Fergulous"
"Shawn, I said no words"
"Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble and it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word, because it's convenient for you"

Fergulous by Bser May 6, 2015

Fergusoned 

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

Fergusoned by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

Ferguson Traffic by dadzii December 9, 2014

Tony Ferguson 

Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next

If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape

Tony Ferguson by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019

Pulling a Ferguson 

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.

" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."

Pulling a Ferguson by Psycrow February 4, 2014