Faded Dip

When you’re highly intoxicated at a social event and you leave and go home without telling anybody

Chad: Yo bro what happened to Chris last night at the postgame, he disappeared

Thad: I think he hit a faded dip

Faded Dip by agderrico July 20, 2019

Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020