Fake-Church = Furch, When you're supposed to be attending Sunday mass and you skip it, hide out somwhere else for an hour, so your parents this you went.
a girl who is fraudulent with the pussy, a girl who is shallow with the pussy, and a girl who is a 1 in the face and a negative 1 in the ass.
yo that girl said she had a free crib but come to find out she can't take dick like the wife of some asshole guy named Richard, damn she's such a Sam Furch
A safe term for a vagina, a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora.