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extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."
Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."
extensive garbage time by DirkD January 29, 2007

full extension

The act of drinking from a bottle or can while the arm is "fully extended", pouring the beer from above one's head on to one's mouth, face, shirt and occasionally pants.
Excited by their engagement, Alexis and Billy celebrated with a full extension, and in the process soaked the couple at the table next to them.
full extension by Rob Pfeifer February 11, 2008

Harvard Extension School 

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.
Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."

penis extension 

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.
Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!

Life Extension 

Based on cryopreservation through many novels and movies such as Vanilla Sky. One has the ability to freeze oneself under ultra-cold temperatures, making the aging process stop and non-existing which would achieve "suspended animation". Already there have been cases of this process, even companies like "www.alcor.org" is offering the service of immortality through cryogenics. Soon we can see if this technology can be harbored.
Soon I will achieve exactly what Tom Cruise acheived in Vanilla Sky, by purchasing life extension membership from Alcor.
Life Extension by Allen "Aames" Han September 28, 2006

Extensions 

Hair extensions are made from a range of human and synthetic fibers. Synthetic fibers include Kanekalon and Toyokalon, and can differ from brand to brand. Synthetic hair in general is less expensive than human hair, and is available in a wide array of colors and textures, from natural to extraordinary. Human hair is available in many different grades, and is usually advertised by ethnic origin; India, China and other Asian countries are the top suppliers for 'virgin', or unprocessed hair. Eastern European countries are the source of 'Caucasian' hair.
Hair extensions are mostly seen on 'scenesters'.
Extensions by angieellymarie August 20, 2008