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Evangellibell 

Soft-shelled protestant ding-a-ling.
(1) One who believes in the holy trinity, so long as their names are Jesus, Jesus and Jesus.
(2) A people who are, through repetition, encouraged to believe in prederminative; dispensational Gnostic supreme beings (good and evil).
The Evangellibell wants to start world-war-III to bring Jesus back to earth on her schedule.
Evangellibell by CV2 October 3, 2008
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evangelihell 

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.
Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.
evangelihell by measson June 27, 2022
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evangelihell 

a dystopian state of torment and misery in which there appears to be no end to unrestrained conservatism, esp. that of the Religious Right.

a place in which individuals are punished in this life and prior to death by means of aggressively retrograde laws meant to roll back decades of social advancement on race, sexuality and reproductive rights, regardless of guilt or innocence.
Where in the evangelihell are my civil rights?
Their life had become a living evangelihell.
evangelihell by measson June 27, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026