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Eskimo Piledriver 

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.
I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.
Eskimo Piledriver by DrStraynge January 10, 2012

Eskimobile 

The funky funky ride of an eskimo. Right now the Eskimobile is in the form of a Toyota Tacoma, but has also been a Ford Probe, Ford Mustang and Dodge Aspen. The Eskimobile is more a system of belief than an object. It represents the coolness of the arctic and the pure glory of its people. And it is the bringer the coolest eskimo you ever did know.
Eric "Dood! We're late for the show"

Lucas "No fear my Eskibro, throw the gear in the back and jump in the eskimobile and we will ride like the fuckin artic wind"

And the show was played.
Eskimobile by Savage Buffalo April 9, 2011