English muffin 

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

English muffin by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

english muffin 

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

english muffin by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Muffin 

1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.

"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."

English Muffin by Kitty KT February 13, 2006

English Muffin 

English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.

"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".

English Muffin by ednamillion October 3, 2011

english muffin 

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

english muffin by T-Head May 21, 2008

English Muffin 

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

English Muffin by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010

english muffin 

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

english muffin by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009