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emoposer 

A person, usually ranges from the ages 11-14, who tries to take part in the emo scene to be 'cool' or to 'fit in'.
Probably wouldn't be emo if all their friends weren't and it wasn't the 'trend'. Almost always likes pop emo bands like: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. More times than not lies about cutting and dying their own hair. Usually the emo poser has a mainstream twist to the emo look, because after all, they all are the same breed: trend followers. This means that the girl emo poser could be wearing a black polka dotted shirt with a long pearl necklas, but at the same time have the black and white blonde emo hair with lots of eyeliner and a pair of vans.
most of them are middle class white kids with no problems whats so ever.
emoposer: i like totally went to the sale at hot topic yesterday ^^ *giggles*
emoposer1: omg!!!! how awesome!!! i like, totally forgot!
emoposer: that's okay! im going back to the mall anyway *acts all cheery* WE could go together!
emoposer1: *flips the fringe* Yeah, okay. Cool ^^.
emoposer by maybexxsomeday May 30, 2007

emotospam 

When a forums user consistently uses random smilies and emoticons over and over again in each post. A form of spam.
Gamecue always emotospams the Milano Crew forums.
emotospam by Lord Of Ketchup September 3, 2005

emotospeak

Speaking with emotes / emotocons rather than actual text. The speaker conveys their thoughts purely with the emotions of the emotes, without elaborating in words.
(User2 using emotospeak)

User1: Hey man, how're you doing?
User2 : :)

User1: Do pretty good on your test?
User2 : :(

User1: What happened?
User2 : -_-

User1: That bad, huh?
User2 : :`(
emotospeak by shaytalis January 2, 2009
A moose with a dyed black fringe, an emo-moose
Johns a fucking emoose
emoose by Andrew_Beard August 20, 2006

emotowel 

Though this may have another name, this is the not-so new trendy fashion accessory for those who feel like the whole world really is just against them (they're probably right). This may be some sort of symbiotic approach, emo kids have a new pointless accessory from the deaths of American-troop-supported Muslims, and the teatowels have a new reason to live.
*jumps at emokid, tears off his emotowel, wrestles it to the ground*

Me: Phew, you're lucky, it was going for your neck.

Stereotypical Emo Kid: Oh, I hadn't noticed, was too busy reminiscing about how everyone hates me. Maybe I'll go write a song or a poem about it now...
emotowel by Ciircle September 4, 2007

Emotoreceptive 

A person with a heightened ability to reason empathically and infer behavioural potentials cued by verbal communication and rapport.
She was emotoreceptive because she was able to detect and outline emotive responses via verbal and behavioural communication.