Drive On 

v. Military slang. Phrase that means carrying on to complete a task or continuing despite hardship.

"What's the problem, soldier?"

"Well, Sergeant, the GPS is broken and I have to get to the rally point by 1400."

"How about you get the map out of the back of the vehicle and drive on, soldier?"

Drive On by welsknight January 3, 2009

drive on my face 

A sexual position where a girl/guy sits on a dudes face, while simultaneously working his junk like a stick shift. At the same time the person underneath is making car noises.

Damn Molly, Get Over Hear and Drive on My Face

drive on my face by rob marley and the walters August 12, 2016

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway by tara sweet March 27, 2010

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

put it on the drive 

To get belligerently drunk.

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.

put it on the drive by ribbitypibbity May 18, 2017

dive on the hand grenade 

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

dive on the hand grenade by Bradboy January 10, 2007

He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road 

An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.

Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean

He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006