Douje 

The act of jack hammering your buddy's shoulder while saying douje, douje, douje.

Kyle (KPE) got doujed so hard he almost fell off of his chair.

Douje by Morgan_wetzel January 30, 2017

doujin 

Short for doujinshi. Officially it means any independently published manga, but it's widely used around the interwebs to refer to hentai works.

Dave: Need to fap, give doujins please.
Bob: Go to pixiv and find some, ya filthy animal.

doujin by Solarys January 3, 2018

Doutei 

Japanese slang for a male virgin.

Phil is a doutei,

Doutei by Mizuni April 5, 2010

Doujin logic

Normal events in everyone's everyday lives that in doujins lead to sex, rape, beastiality, etc.

unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.

Timmy: um.. okay.

You can guess what happens next doujin logic.

Doujin logic by doujin masta February 14, 2012

la douleur exquise 

literally "the exquisite pain" - the particular agony of wanting someone who doesn't want you

origin: france

"ive witnessed that la douleur exquise is the most heart wrenching pain a person can experience."

la douleur exquise by aImondmiIk June 20, 2019

Douae

Douae is a beautyful girl that really likes to hug people, she s a girl with longass hair. She will make every guy fall in love because of her beautyful brown eyes. She s smart but hates math. She loves her friend and her family is a priority.

Boys shoot your shot :)

Is that girl Douae single?
Can i have her snapchat?

Douae by Moroccain Queen :) December 1, 2020

doujinshit 

Low-quality doujinshi that includes bad artwork and/or use of stock character dynamics (either male/female stereotypes of seme/uke dynamics) at the expense of characterization. Generally generic pornography.

"So did you read the scans of that SasuNaru doujinshi I sent you?"

"That was more like doujinshit, Naruto wouldn't cry because he was in love with Sasuke."

doujinshit by hildaaaaa May 13, 2009