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doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

Doug's Place 

A notorious tech repair shop on Abaco Island in the Bahamas. It is known for being a secret gay hookup spot for the locals and has numerous gloryholes in the basement. They do good tech repairs but the rumors about this place are known all over the island.
Ron: I saw Chris coming out of Doug's Place with no computer

Dan: We know what he was there for

Ron: Yep. Gay batty sex.
Doug's Place by miamithug January 21, 2023

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it
His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

doggy's danglies 

Synonym for dog's bollocks, used in a satirical fashion
those shoes are the doggy's danglies

Doug's Towel 

When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towel is always an option.
Hey dude, I just pinched one off in that bathroom and there was no tp...so I just used Doug's towel.
Doug's Towel by Pink Sta December 9, 2008

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.
We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!
Doug’s Vagina by SKacsir May 29, 2018