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Douchebaggage 

When your ex is a complete douche and they keep coming back trying to worm their way into your life after you've dumped them for their repeated douchebaggery; They try to prohibit you from moving on to a better relationship with a non-douche.

They tend to pop up just as you seem to be moving on. They are hard to get rid of.
I need to get rid of this douchebaggage before I agree to date someone new.
Douchebaggage by Valfral March 22, 2013

Douchebaggage 

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.
"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."
Douchebaggage by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009

douchebaggage 

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.
Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.
douchebaggage by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

Douchebaggage 

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.
Douchebaggage by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

douchebaggage 

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner
When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.
douchebaggage by xfit kid September 25, 2010

douchebagage 

the act of beeing such a douchebag that your balls start to sag to the floor and your dick falls off.
o shit i was such a douchebage that i got douchebagage and i will be a virgin for ever!!!!!