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dorkporn 

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.
Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books
dorkporn by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010
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Refers to a PDA, Smartphone, PocketPC, Blackberry, or other handheld device. Especially dorky if worn on the belt.
While at the bar, Billy showed the ladies his dorkpad and they were all over him for the rest of the night.
Dorkpad by adg44 February 23, 2009

dorkpouch 

An immature retort often used by 5th grade girls.
Give me back my toy you dorkpouch!
dorkpouch by Clayton 17 December 7, 2015