Dorkpod 

Slang for an ipod, specifically when being used by someone who is unusually obsessed with their ipod(s).

"Will you get your nose out of that Dorkpod, so that we can order dinner?"

Dorkpod by Mely M. October 15, 2005

dorkporn 

comic books that feature large breasted, small waisted, big assed female characters.

Him: "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"
Me: "Not a chance...why don't you just go read some of your dorkporn?"

Marvel DC douggernaut sex porn comic books

dorkporn by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Dorkpad 

Refers to a PDA, Smartphone, PocketPC, Blackberry, or other handheld device. Especially dorky if worn on the belt.

While at the bar, Billy showed the ladies his dorkpad and they were all over him for the rest of the night.

Dorkpad by adg44 February 23, 2009

dorkpouch 

An immature retort often used by 5th grade girls.

Give me back my toy you dorkpouch!

dorkpouch by Clayton 17 December 7, 2015