Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.

Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"

Dorkenheimer by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Doofenheimer 

A fat and cute cat that is a nazi.

A doofenheimer tried to gas me!

Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

Donkeyheimers 

Democratic memory loss. Typically afflicts democrats who forget that the Obama administration has not come close to achieving the "change" that was promised.

My dad is voting Democratic in the mid-term elections. He suffers from donkeyheimers, and has forgotten that all things promised by the current administration have not come even close to fruition.

Donkeyheimers by Motulady October 17, 2010

Dookenheimer 

Where you have diarrhea and pss on it making it look like an explosion

I just pulled a dookenheimer in the woods

Dookenheimer by Seniormonkey September 21, 2025

Doofenheimer 

A fat cat that is a nazi.

The Doofenheimer tried to gas me!

Doofenheimer by Swagpenis07 July 25, 2018

dickenheimer

A person that 'sucks' hard/a lot.

Derived from the name of a pre internet era penis pump brand.

Person 1: Do you know Billy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a real dickenheimer

dickenheimer by Emotional Sociopath November 30, 2022

barbaric dopenheimer 

An undeniably fateful occasion in which one, or many, decided to enjoy the Barbie and Oppenheimer movies while on morphine, cannabis and laxatives. Be cautious with dosing.

Icy Mike's got his grandpa's morphine! Let's do the 'barbaric dopenheimer', it's one HELL of a trip!

Tadpole's box finally got put to use...

barbaric dopenheimer by flycowjet July 24, 2023