Dirty nap 

Sex or masterbation before a nap.

Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.

Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"

Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."

"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."

Dirty nap by DirtyDUSMC January 26, 2012

Dirty nap 

Means dead. A dirt nap, means put someone in the dirt for the final nap

Watch your back or you will be taking a dirty nap.

Dirty nap by weirdalfan1980 September 20, 2016

Dirty Nap 

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

Dirty Nap by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020

taking a dirt nap 

Another way of saying something or someone is dead.

Guy 1: Where's you snake?

Guy 2: Taking a dirt nap.

taking a dirt nap by lioncat88 July 1, 2009

dirt nap 

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

dirt nap by John March 6, 2003

dirt nap 

When somebody dies. Therefore, they are taking a nap in the dirt. Forever.

Yo I wish pops was here, but he's taking a dirt nap.

dirt nap by Cranky_Lobster June 2, 2016

Eternal dirt nap 

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.

My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.

Eternal dirt nap by ExitRamp August 12, 2006