Dirty Smith 

When you fuck yo bitches best friend on a slide at church. Or the preachers daughter on the slide.

My homeboy Zay did a Dirty Smith wit this chick. Luckily his girl didnt dump him.

Dirty Smith by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

dirty smith and wesson 

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

dirty smith and wesson by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

Dirty Cormac Smith 

When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!

Dirty Cormac Smith by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022

Dirty Shithead 

Shithead(Sh-i-theed)

Where an Indian or Pakistani man shits in a bucket and pisses in it. Then he rubs the mixture over his dick to which a person gives him a blowjob and tries to clean the penis as best they can and ingests the mixture.

Person 1: I am so exited!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My daughter said that she will give me a Dirty Shithead
Person 2: How old is she?
Person 1: 10

Dirty Shithead by EDL DAVE? February 17, 2021

Dirty Smithers 

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

Dirty Smithers by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

Dirty Smithy 

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA

Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy”

Dirty Smithy by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025