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dirty myles 

The act of getting it doggy-style while texting every detail to your closest friends.
Did you read your texts this morning from Karen? Girl's Dirty Myles must have been good! It took almost an hour to read through all her messages!
dirty myles by Blue B'ler March 9, 2020

Dirty Myles 

A dirty Myles is when you shove 5 dildos up your ass and a toothpick in your dick and jerk off. As your jerking goes on your boyfriend walks in and licks your face.
Wow man yesterday I had my first dirty Myles with Kai
Dirty Myles by Erawr;) April 25, 2021

dirty miles 

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.
dirty miles by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020

dirty molester 

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
dirty molester by Crustyhand November 15, 2019

Dirty Miles 

A dirty Miles is when you fail math class and decide to fuck your math teacher then shit cum out her mouth.
"I have a new student who dirty miles me"

Dirty Miles 

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.