When your sister walks in on you stroking your schlong to goth femboy hooters workers, so you shit in your hand and thundercunt it at her. She retaliates by stripping naked, shitting in her hand, rubbing it on her vagina, before throwing it at you. You then proceed to have a shit covered makeout sesh.
After the man has shot a load of man fat up a ladies rusty bullet hole, he then proceeds to use an old MacDonald's straw to suck it back out and spit it into a glass for the base flavour in a Dirty Antony cocktail they then share.