Diddle Your Fiddle Share definition Flag Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle. Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me? Woman: what? Man: masturbate. Woman:oh lol.no. Diddle Your Fiddle by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Diddle Your Fiddle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch