An enormous, yellowish-tinged patch of moisture that appears on a surface that has been lived-on by a large, smelly creature for a long period of time. The most common place for this to appear is on the bed of the being in question, or possible the rim of a toilet seat. The moisture usually consists of a build up of smelly odours given off by the creature.
'Bloody hell, did you see that danpatch on Mills' bed? He seriously needs to stop sweating so much.'
'You think that's bad, you should see the colour of his toilet seat'.
A special kind of asshole who believes that sacrificing the lives of millions of vulnerable Americans is a necessary evil in protecting the economy. This individual has likely suffered a traumatic brain injury that renders him or her incapable of understanding economics, science, or basic human decency.
Noam Chomsky: “I don't know what word in the language—I can’t find one—that applies to people of that kind, who are willing to sacrifice the literal—the existence of organized human life, not in the distant future, so they can put a few more dollars in highly overstuffed pockets. The word “evil” doesn’t begin to approach it.“
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: “Sir, I believe the word you’re looking for is DanPatrick.”