Derpine 

A measure of 'derpiness', or rediculousness. Not precisely defined, and ample for hyperbole.

This meme is rated about 100,000 derpines.

Derpine by MotlovCocktail December 14, 2016

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

Derping 

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

Derping by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derping 

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

derping by tophfan December 3, 2020

derping around 

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

derping around by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012

Derping 

A term meaning scared and coughing

"All that derping for nothing!" -CallMeKevin

Derping by Snake142 December 3, 2020

Hardcore Derping 

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

Hardcore Derping by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011