Male #1: Hey, why are you applying Vaseline on your ass?
Male #2: I just did the derriere deed with you know who, I have a sensitive bunghole cut me some slack!
A fine ass nigga that is very loyal to his girl he would give her his all and let not forget his stroke game is also the best ever give him your heart and it will never be broken
The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinkingestablishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."